The Properly Improper Martini

Brockmans, because a properly improper gin is the foundation of a traditionally untraditional Martini…
A suggestion of a hint of an innuendo of a vague thought of a whisper of a drop of vermouth…
For the connoisseur who is stirred, but never shaken.
Two blueberries skewered and deposited gracefully at the bottom to remind us of our own mortality.
The Brockmans Martini

For the scientifically minded…